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danger is my middle name but it's a bit of a misnomer

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who do i talk to about logging off

me n who

hmm

either this person's tinder profile is some really funny joke i'm not privy to or they need immediate medical attention

my company made their own internal social network where you can post shit just like on here and i cannot even begin to fathom ever having any shred of desire as to do something as pathetic as that

i think standing outside in a torrential downpour on an empty street in the suburbs could probably fix me

officer please, if you would just take a moment to read our sign then i'm certain any further questions you might be having on the matter would be answered

might tilt at some windmills today

how do you enjoy things again

feature request

feature idea

i read a fair amount of manga so here's some screenshots i take from time to time compiled in a thread i'll forget about this in a few days --- Sensou Kyoushitsu / The Bugle Call

lol, and if i am to be terribly bold, i might even go so far as to say: lmao

from this day forth i shall be blaming all of my shortcomings on the Bog Witch and her Fetid Curse

necromancer? more like ME-romancer, ha-cha-cha-cha-cha!

tits or ass? bro, the way she resurrects the dead to build her skeleton army and destroy all those who have wronged her

summertime temps means the water in my bidet is finally warm enough that it won't freeze my asshole every time i gotta poop

why does the xenomorph on wikipedia look like they arrived 5 minutes too early for their food pickup and they know the next order is theirs cause they saw what the worker was bagging up but they don't wanna interrupt so they're just waiting for their name to be called out so they can come up for it

just suddenly got the urge to start a blog, what a scary thought

i'm making a game about dumb horses that are very bad at racing and i made a name generator for it and sometimes the names are just very good

someone somehow had my youtube account logged in and they have been watching just fucking DAYS worth of mexican music artists, like non-fucking stop

there is (technically speaking, if you add it all up) maybe like, a little over one wolf inside of you

welff ii. gouache watercolor 2018

love when i go to a site for the first time and they show me a "For You" section bitch how tf would you know

a goth lady was our server at dinner tonight and literally everyone INCLUDING HER caught me out with it help me am i this fuckin obvious jfc

sorry ladies this one's just for the men

interesting how every single time my apartment complex has sent out a reminder to everyone on how they're not allowed to smoke in the apartments, it has occurred during a covid spike lol

visibly sweating as i sit in the office, about to hit play on my music, staring at the bluetooth symbol anxiously hoping it doesn't somehow disconnect and blast the fluffy anime shit i was listening to to everyone around me

always chasing that dragon (a single full night of restful sleep)

oh fuck it's halloween

if you post long enough into the void absolutely nothing happens still. like who are you talking to dude, who is this for

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happy october third