Memento Morty 🌙

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Critical care nurse passionate about healthcare access for all, harm reduction, and destigmatizing mental illness

a black cat in Ohio
she/her
Hot Thickle
Definitely not a witch

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Just for Morty 😍

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Another one finished and going to its new home soon!

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me every day

me on july 4th

Benjamin Franklin wasn't a Founding Father, he was a Founding Daddy

he's waiting.

*5 seconds into a party with people I've never met* Me: So, do you guys believe in ghosts?

RIP Founding Fathers you would've loved hawk tuah

road trip snax

Any takers

I will eat everyone's hot dogs for them then mama bird it into their mouths

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And might I add as an endo nurse who's on call tomorrow, chew your goddamn hot dogs. If you have trouble with that, I will come to you and cut them up into small pieces for you.

they suck and they're dangerous and as a healthcare professional who wants to do as little work as possible this week please keep your dumb fingers to yourself like a lite brite is brighter than whatever you spent hundreds of dollars on

potentially unpopular opinion, but I think your little backyard fireworks actually suck

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as toxic as the news is, it feels so much mentally healthier not experiencing it via twitter

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Without downloading any new pictures, post what it’s like to date you

Without downloading any new pictures, post what it's like to date you

me for the last 5 years of my life no wonder i am so depressed

12 hour work days are goated when feeling like death is tbe vibe

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Roses are red, Curry has cumin,

every year on 4th of July aliens invade and blow up the white house and then will smith gets in a spaceship and kills them and i think that's neat

tennis is the easiest sport if you have spatial awareness and are very fast and can do this one weird trick

If I played tennis, I would simply make sure to not hit the ball out of bounds 💁🏻‍♂️

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I'm bisexual, now does that mean I'm twice as sexual or every other sexual

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Fucking fox took one of my water shoes.

I wanted to buy this today too lol

speaking of shirts, bought this today in preparation for halloween

We went out to an impromptu dinner straight after the gym and I forgot I was wearing my "Die By Thigh" shirt 🙈

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How to lure a Morty @mortythenurse.bsky.social

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I was offered a job at a local hospital once on the other site. I turned it down.

i got a job because of posts once

posting online is good for two things only: being silly & pissing off strangers

Reviews are in

Morty is a delight

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Pesto Sluts United!

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honestly, medieval art set the gold standard & AI could never.

This message is more relevant now than ever, especially as we go into this weekend expecting to see triple digit temperatures in the western and southern states. Thanks Dr. Swamy for this editorial. I can't wait it to share with my team. ❤️

For many of us, #climate change is intimidating but distant. We are worried about an abstract future, we hear all the time about how quickly it is approaching, we may be frustrated with how much is asked of us & how little it seems to matter what we do... aacnjournals.org/ajcconline/a... #medsky

Climate Change and the Intensive Care Unit | American Journal of Critical Care | American Association of Critical-Care Nursesaacnjournals.org