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I have an announcement: I will no longer be judging people for using “from whence” rather than “whence” because both have been used for centuries and I kind of hate myself for previously riding hard for such a pretentious construct. You may now go back to what you were doing.

The anti-pit bull people don’t want you to see this.

I love that this makes my neighborhood look so natural and peaceful and not a city block with construction and two hospitals.

New neighbor, in addition to the bees:

I am allergic to bees, but I am also very much wanting to help the bees. So I planted a pollinator garden this spring, and look!

(Bills are due edition) I got that slog in me

(Santa Claus edition ) I got that nog in me @santaclausalaska.bsky.social

Started reading Parable of the Sower last night and tbh, was not expecting that much trauma in the first 4 chapters. Fortunately, new meds made me forget about it until now, so here I go for some more fun with the absolute shit show of a world Octavia Butler envisioned for next week.

I woke up in the mood for some 2000’s dance club essential, like Piece of Me and Pokerface, then my husband breaks in with The Crablouse from LoA. So that’s a vibe.

Get to know your mutuals. 10 things I enjoy: Perfume Ballet Any kind of dance! Accessibility* Impromptu off key group sing alongs to musical theater or 80s/90s pop Animals!!! In depth conversation about that one weird thing that you are obsessed with Art! Medieval history Foreign languages

Get to know your mutuals. Ten things I enjoy: Horror novels Turn-based strategy Thai iced tea The moon Open-water swimming Marine life Bath houses Pickles Velvet 80’s post-punk and new wave

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#flavortown

Hey Canada. Does anyone else remember this??

But fr…this commercial lives rent free in my head, and explains why I could be so confused. youtu.be/5vSS_5-ANyE?...

Neil Diamond's Sweet Caroline - Made In Canadayoutu.be For more cool Stuff: http://goo.gl/lxcpT - A few years ago, Labatt's (one of the nation's top producers of quality Canadian made products) released this hila...

What is a thing you think about me that you would like me to confirm or deny?

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it's charloh! from online (it/its)

need this so bad

My vibe.

Adoration. 1936. flic.kr/p/o4NxEY

My sunflowers are growing.

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This isn’t headcanon it’s just a fact. 😑

I am a monk!

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I’m apparently still sick. Nearly passed out in class this morning, got dizzy at rehearsal. Gonna try a nap.

I don’t wanna duel I just want my stats so I can go off and drink with the party and listen to the gossip in the local pub, and then discover a secret dragon horde, and walk through an accidental door into a fae realm.

Celebrating the dawn of a new era (of what? Idk.) by having a cup of coffee and some extremely mild oatmeal with chia and flax to see if it stays down.

Apparently something in my house (food-wise) is bad. I started puking at 11 last night, husband started at 6 this morning. I have now managed to keep down two sips of water. He’s still doing pretty rough but I don’t have bandwidth to check on him.

Without downloading new pics what is it like to date you

Francis Dereham - flouncing f-ckboy.

Leslie Knope everything hurts and I’m dying gif except replace hurts with itching bc I went outside today.

Don’t.

don't

The dialect quiz changes when you take it multiple times. But this one is relatively accurate.

Tired of the shenanigans of the workers in my neighborhood.