Uncle OMJ

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Your mum’s favourite morlock. Seattle’s greatest failson. Goth cowboy hot mess. Yeehaw.

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One time when I was in Japan during a record heat (it was like 124° or some shit) and the AC inside buildings was so cold it would take your breath away like jumping into an ice cold lake

I have never been disappointed by Taco Bell. Mainly because I set the bar extremely low

You can call me Taco Bell because I'm consistently disappointing no matter how many chances you give me

I was gonna make more shrimps with chipotle cream sauce but it is too hot to cook

Every time I think I am done buying furniture for this tiny place… No. Some dumbass (me) now wants a bench to organize my most-used shoes and set like books and shit on it.

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Great thing about Wimbledon: you’re forced to wear all white Bad thing about Wimbledon: these matches take too long

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Only in NYC baby!

Eric Adams opened this morning’s press conference by rolling a garbage bin up to the podium, placing a bag of trash in it, and saying “welcome to our trash revolution” while Empire State of Mind played in the background

Who wants to duel today?

The madness has taken me: gonna float a shot of coffee on this horchata

Working from home means being tempted to eat the leftovers in the fridge for breakfast instead of lunch.

Growing up, my dad had me muted. But like in real life.

Wow it’s been a while since my old friend Insomnia came to visit

No more internet beef for me, I’m going vegan

if you still have online beef™️ for over a year I am begging you to seek help in the form of therapy

The Daisy cottage cheese jingle

you're in hell. the second worst song ever made, on loop forever, is your punishment. what song is it?

As someone who is supposed to be up at 4am… what do we do here on Bluesky so late?

I guess I got sunburnt

I don’t know what this Mortal Engines movie is doing or why it is doing it so loud.

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When your favourite comic book reintroduces the tiger were-woman and challenges your “I’m not an actual furry” stance

I’m exercised. Relaxed. Sleepy. Have a full belly. Moisturized can wait. We’ve earned this nap

John Carpenter’s THE POTATO

potato.

Thinking about salty blistered shishito with ladolemono.

So I ordered this really cool coffee table book about the FREAKING MOON and it was supposed to be here today but UPS apparently just decided “nah.”

Putting on my Bumble profile that I have AC and rocket pops

I will never remind myself when it matters that I have an hour trek back home after swimming for 3 hours

My happy place.

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Taurus: Things may seem bad now, but you'll make them worse. This is your gift, and everyone else's curse.

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me @ alinea

when the race comes down to tyre strategy:

Watching Blue Crush as one does