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Through my childhood, on election nights, my dad was the man under Peter Snow’s desk putting interesting facts on notecards into his socks. That’s how it was done before Google, kids. You got a very clever ASD man with some Oxford degrees to just remember interesting constituency histories.
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please confirm LITERALLY into the socks i’ll be disappointed if not
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Oh no, literally into Peter Snow’s socks. That’s how he knew there was a new fact to read out.
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perfection, thank you 💖
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Stick THAT in your sock and read it!
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That is the best thing I’ve heard for ages. Superb!
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How did Peter cover for constantly rooting around in his socks? You'd think it would be the basis of a couple of memorable impressions, maybe a Spitting Image sketch, where he whams his head onto the desk every time he's about to say something interesting
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Hand under desk, lift foot up.
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Ok, done that, now will you tell me? :V
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Just keep doing that until you attain enlightenment 😂