JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i'm back from genussspect con '23
Stephen King: from what?
Clive Barker: it's her terf convention, steve
Rowling: IT ISS MORE THAN JUSSST A TERF CONVENTION
Rowling: we had nazisss there too
Rowling: man i jussst had ssuch a blasst at genussspect con 23
Rowling: going to panelss
Rowling: watching the terfssuit parade
Rowling: commissssioning artissstsss in artisstss alley to draw my terfsssona
King: wait whats your terfsona?
Rowling: oh here check thiss out
Rowling: hisss name isss robert galbraith and he'sss a losst prince from planet mobiousss on a misssion to avenge the death of hisss sensai
Rowling: by harassssing people in public toiletss
Rowling: robert galbraith isss sssso cool
Rowling: he'sss a bessst sselling author and he totally doesssn't have anyone living in the ventsss of his ssscottish casstle
King: oh i see you drew him with a sword there
Rowling: ITSSS A KATANA
Rowling: but the coolessst thing about robert galbraith isss how he sstandss up for proper gender roless
Barker: why's he a dude
Rowling: what
Barker: why'd you pick a dude for your terfsona
Rowling:
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Rowling: my favorite part of the convention was the terfsssuit parade
Rowling: when we all put on our besst big sshapelesss tradwife sshift dresssess and styled our bangss
Rowling: check out these photoss i took
Barker: oh its a hobbit parade
Rowling:
Frank Belknap Long: was there a klingon party?
Rowling: a what
Rowling: what are you talking about
Rowling: of courssse not!
Long: wow well, this convention sounds pretty mid
