Kitty Chandler: If men find out we can shapeshift they’re going to tell the church.

Anyone who tells you that makeup is not shapeshifting has never seen me stumble out of bed, pour myself a cup of ambition, and make it so I look like I’m awake when I’m not.

If men find out we can shapeshift they’re going to tell the church.

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This might also meet the "must repost when seen" standard.

CLASSIC

Every once in a while I find myself cackling and repeating lines from that video when getting my face on in the morning. 😂

That video lives rent-free in my damn head.

Good heavens this is the first time I have ever seen this and I think I have died from exposure to genius.

It is AMAZING I have quoted it so many times.

Men love pterodactyls Screech

It is the greatest makeup video OF ALL TIME!

It's fucking amazing, right??

I need to stand outside this woman’s house holding a boom box to show my love

Mine too! RUIN SOME GODDAMN LIIIIIVES

**cackles**

“It is a sponge drenched with the power of Satan”

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