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pool boy bitch

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New Jersey ain’t the whole world

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have just been informed that my byline appeared on The Kardashians lol

have just been informed that my byline appeared on The Kardashians lol

always sad to kill a Spider-Man in Fortnite. he thought he was doing the right thing

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oh my god you can't just say you hate short fat yellow guys it is 2024

can i borrow $1600 it's an emergency

used to be a proper country

brought em to the party last night

@jessehawken.bsky.social @milesklee.bsky.social you seen this? You heard of this?

getting the word out

Had such a good time hanging out with Reggie Watts, one of the coolest humans alive on this planet:

Reggie Watts Is in the Right Place at the Right Timewww.rollingstone.com Musician and comedian Reggie Watts talks about his Nineties-inspired comedy special 'Never Mind,' the age of Spotify streaming, and improvising songs.

my brother’s shirt is even better

PROUD

PROUD

Feel-good story for your Fourth of July: video of queer rapper Chris Conde performing at a Pride event went viral among far-right influencers looking to stir up hate. Instead he earned thousands of new fans, including Jason Kelce, Yvie Oddly and Azealia Banks.

This Kinky Queer Rapper Became a Star Overnight. Clueless Republicans Helpedwww.rollingstone.com Leather-clad queer rapper Chris Conde's performance at a Pride festival in Austria went viral when Republicans tried to mock it

the beach still hits

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this the amount of thigh that made the nun in Black Narcissus flip out

AI will never be able to do this

showing thigh as we slide into fourth of july

what if “Hysteric” by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs was our new national anthem? just throwing it out there

showing thigh as we slide into fourth of july

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Your honor, with all due respect, mama’s lil’ baby loves shortenin’ bread.

FRIEND: how's work? ME: you know, same as usual

FRIEND: how's work? ME: you know, same as usual

so we’re all agreed on not showing up for work Friday?

can’t decide what kind of pasta salad to make for the cookout tomorrow. anyone got a favorite recipe?

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Let those without zyn cast the first stone

even my Dem canvasser dad is getting shots off

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PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD SHOOT A MAN BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF A COCONUT TREE

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Maybe I’m too online but I used ‘I didnt fall out of a coconut tree’ in a work teams chat much to the confusion of my colleagues

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“You merely fell out of the coconut tree”

one reason the chaos presently unfolding is kind of exciting is that it feels like a Bane-type character might step out of the shadows

i'm eager to feel even more insane today. maybe i should try Zyn

one reason the chaos presently unfolding is kind of exciting is that it feels like a Bane-type character might step out of the shadows