Janette Moser

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Janette Moser

@mjmoser.bsky.social

Unattractive and weird. Voted most sartorially elegant Red Sox fan. Contrarian Birdland enthusiast. Dirtbag coastal elite. 🚒🚑
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Immediately bending that brim
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Buoys of Summer…get it? GET IT?!?
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Boston’s really hangin in there with the Dodgers.
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So you’re telling me their blood sugar *started* at 36 and has been dropping from there? Alrighty.
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This orioles broadcast is on my damn nerves.
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Them: Hi, this is petty officer so and so from the United States Coast Guard, how are you? Me: It depends on what’s next to come out of your mouth, go with it.
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One thing about me is that I’m gonna come on here and shitpost about my silly (and very correct) baseball opinions.
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Oh we’re back to Fighting This Stupid Fucking Sports Bra after PT and Shower Season. The six week reprieve after The Camden Yards Incident was a true delight.
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I just need everyone to know that Jamie Raskin compared Biden to Pedro Martinez. But Biden never dropped Don Zimmer so point to Pedro.
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“You look amazing.” vs “That dress looks amazing on you.” 🫠
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Just finished adding all the 2025 Boston-Baltimore series in my calendar. Also O’s @ Phillies bc I want to see the mayhem.
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People screaming that a potential nomination of Harris at the DNC violates their right to vote for the candidate of their choosing just….don’t understand how presidential nominations work. Read up on the 1880 RNC and the nomination of Garfield.
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🚨 Lou Dobbs Death Alert 🚨
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I know this is just inter-league marketing but give me O’s/Phillies. Stop trying to make O’s/Nats a thing. We don’t care. And Red Sox/Braves? Give me Red Sox/Cards or Mets. This is just “Battle of the Beltway/Battle of the Tunnel” bullshit.
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Orioles 2025 home opener against the Boston Red Sox let’s fucking goooooo.
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People are now speculating that Westburg would be top of the demand for a Skubal trade. You can’t have my #11, FOH.
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Scream and yell at me while I’m trying to help you. That surely makes the situation better for all involved.
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MLB remaining strength of schedule. I’m ok. I’m FINE. IT’S FINE.
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Someone on the other place said “Kamala Harris getting loose in the bullpen right now.” I know it’s not funny but it’s funny.
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