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what the christ is the matter with the phillies, bob 10 25 325
NIXON: The, ah, Phanatic — he’s a Jew?
KISSINGER: That is not my understanding, Mr. President.
HALDEMAN: We’re looking into it. 5 16 241
GRITTY: I hear you have a problem with Philly Jews 21
NIXON: But the husband…?
HALDEMAN: Gritty.
NIXON: I see. 1 10
NIXON: It’s decadent, but every family has that one bachelor uncle or spinster aunt with a friend. As long as they keep to themselves, I’m not going to raise a fuss.
HALDEMAN: Probably wise, sir. But it *is* unnatural.
NIXON: Yes. (pause) Should we send Agnew to the game? 8
HALDEMAN:apparently he’s an Ashkenazi from Conshohocken
NIXON: Christ 9
NIXON: The schnozz though.
KISSINGER: I believe it is a proboscis. 7
it’s that fucking Phanatic and that hot dog cannon, it’s distracting the himbos 4
Nothing, they're phillying 1 4
they’re wearing these goddamn [slur]y overalls, what fucking good did the overalls do, Bob? 2
It's a depraved and profane mentality, some of these cities are open flesh markets. 1 1
I used to have Richard Nixon's SSN memorized just to be a total tool when people asked for it 1 3
567-68-0515 lol popped right back in 2
Henry, come in here and tell me what the goddamned hell is going on! 2
Wondering if Carson Wentz put a hex on this team. If he couldn’t have prolonged success in Philly, no one should!
Nixon: don’t get the impression you arouse my anger…
Joe flacco: I did have that…
Nixon: … one can only be angry at those he respects…
Great series! I know you Phillie fans are used to being in the playoff mix, but my snakes aren't normally here. Let's have a rematch next year!
when will he finally show up here? 1
he's more of a Gray Sky guy 1 1
he knows where the action is