Coach Finstock

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Cool. If Trump wins, we will never have another free election again.

Happy 4th we have to beat these people and figure out the rest later. We cannot fuck this up they are telling you they are a dictatorship. nothing less.

This is exactly the scene and the line I remember when Cobra is mentioned

not sure why it felt right to revisit Cobra on the 4th but I'm glad I did it. almost forgot how fun and funny this movie is

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Wow, real banana republic stuff. I'm glad our presidents can launder money and associate criminally without worrying about this kind of thing.

Reports: Brazil police have indicted Jair Bolsonaro for money laundering and criminal association

You're going to outlive Donald Trump and Clarence Thomas and Sam Alito which means you'll get to celebrate their death and piss on their graves if you want

Jealous

SAO PAULO (AP) — Brazil's federal police indict ex-President Bolsonaro for money laundering and criminal association, source confirms.

This is something that gives me hope regarding polling. You can't tell me the college age Swifties are pro Trump. And they are going to vote. And who didn't vote in 2020-the biggest turnout of our lifetime-that now decides they're gonna vote?

I'm a millennial but my phone has a spam blocker that doesn't even show me the calls that would be coming from a pollster. And NYT/Siena is all phone. You'd have a way better chance of reaching me via the Pew method of sending out physical mail asking you to participate online. I get mail!

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"you're not American why do you care about the 4th of July" mate I'm Indian, any day someone got the Brits to fuck off back to their country is a national holiday for me

When a person can't admit they're wrong, it's a sign of weakness and insecurity. I think that goes double for a fucking newspaper. The NYT, once the 'paper of record', has been reduced to posting like a racist aunt forced to change one word in their post to avoid a Facebook ban.

Lmao they just changed the title of the piece from “Why I don’t vote” to “Why I won’t vote” rather than tell readers that the guy actually does vote

No fucking way he's wearing his Cuban link over his tux man WHAT ARE YOU DOING

I hate this so much.

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Nick Castellanos homering on the 4th of July is ominous

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People on here who are deprived of their mental faculties say that "if Israel wanted to commit a genocide it would" well what is this exactly? How would you describe the near total destruction of Gaza City and the near total destruction of our ability to make food? The murder of 15,000 children?

-40,000+ killed -15,000+ children killed -20,000 children missing -70% of Gaza's buildings destroyed -60% of Gaza's farms destroyed -2,200,000 displaced

Biden heading to the podium at a rally after getting a solid 8 hours

Yeah that’s what you wanna hear about the guy asking to president until he’s 86

Philly legend. The contest was called Thanks For The Mammaries. He also ran this insane place in Delco called Pulsations that had good heroin and the robot from Rocky 4.

Bar Rescue's Jon Taffer on Breast Enhancements, Pulsations, and Its Giant Robotwww.phillymag.com The TV host helped create a memorable Philly bar.

Many people are asking questions about my stance on fascism already answered by my haircut

Hopefully someone will check the Michigan voter file to see if it is true that this lad does not vote

Alito is gonna amend the Potter Stewart "I know it when I see it" quote about obscenity in a future decision with "it's called being trans"

And, their definition of "porn" includes acknowledging the existence of trans people.

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POV: Kamala just stole your girlfriend.

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When Kamala was in her Sondra Huxtable phase

Taking a vacation to Bono and stopping by this house to open some presents

Bono, Arkansas Population: 2,484 Photos from Google Places API Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bono,_Arkansas

John Oliver did a thing where they interviewed Brits and even they didn't know what he was all about but were like "he's not a Tory, so I'm voting for him" lmao

Is Keir Starmer good? I can't tell with that villain-coded name.

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OK so while we argue on this site about who should replace Biden Twitter is burning up with WHY DOESNT THE MEDIA COVER TRUMP SEXUALLY ASSAULTING CHILDREN WITH EPSTEIN we really need to stop the discourse on here being so completely led by a handful of white elite dipshits in ac offices

Keir Starmer, 61, is a social liberal, fiscal moderate and leader of the United Kingdom’s Labour Party, which polls predict will win Thursday’s parliamentary election by a landslide.

Who is Keir Starmer? A look at the man likely to become the next U.K. prime ministerwww.npr.org The U.K. is electing a new prime minister. Leading in the polls is a human rights lawyer and a knight who's rumored to have inspired a character in the Bridget Jones movies.

Gotta say one of the most relatable things about Biden rn is his disdain for the NYT

Instead of focusing on imaginary Biden problems, the @nytimes.com should ask its publisher to resign. Also, here’s a reminder of the pettiness that greases the wheels of a lot of the paper’s White House coverage (not sure if that’s an apt metaphor but I’m going with it)

How The New York Times Became the White House’s Least Favorite Paperwww.politico.com Biden’s people think they’re “entitled." The Times says “they’re not being realistic.”

The NYT, the most influential paper in the country, just ran an Op Ed called 'Why I Don't Vote' by a guy who votes. It's that simple. The NYT is a farce. You cannot trust anything they print.

Why I Don't Vote (OK, I Do Vote, but I Would Like to Discourage You, NY Times Reader, For Doing So For Some Reason) Via @bubbaprog.ilovecitr.us

Kevin Bacon: "I dressed like one of you plebs and it was the worst. Famous, rich people have it better"

Kevin Bacon Spent a Day as a Regular Person: “I Was Like, This Sucks”www.vanityfair.com The actor opens up about his career, Hollywood’s “hierarchical bullshit,” and the films he has opening this week: MaXXXine and Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F.

Dikembe before every game

God I love blocking

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just watched 74 people speaking at least a dozen different languages become american citizens in a ceremony at monticello, where the speakers were themselves children of immigrants. inspiring stuff and a vivid illustration of what reactionaries want to snuff out

Inside of you are two circles

For some reason, my 6 year old uses a pickle as her standard unit of measurement. Even for things that aren't pickle-based. Wow, she's quicker than a pickle! He's stronger than a pickle! Gotta be smarter than a pickle! Is there a sentient pickle hero I don't know about?

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Burst out laughing at this post, nearly dropped my phone

When mom asks me what I got hidden up in the treehouse