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Mr&

@mrampersand.bsky.social

there comes a day
he/him, artist, anti-fascist

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quarter century gone and still "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone" was for me a Natalie Merchant thing and no, that's Melissa Etheridge, then my whole house melts because the WiFi wants my Jewel blood sacrifices and I Am Sorry, Paula Cole, I can't unsummon this, it's not your fault
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had been holding out, but the memes they were too plentiful, and so youtubing "Australia" already autofills "breakdancer" and I feel both left out and seen, is there a word
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the sky being all Lookit me
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was trying to recall that what-turns-you-on scene in Total Recall (1990) and the internet was happy to help me recall
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sometimes I try to spell "says" as "sais" and every time I think I should be right
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just overheard someone saying Wrong Facts about mantis shrimp, they "crack their tails" and "bite" and "sting" and reader, I said nothing big deal, that
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ideas take time they could take decades
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find me a guy who'll gently close my eyes after I die in the shootout he warned me would end badly
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I need to rewatch
Aᴘʀɪʟ — 1805 Nᴀᴘᴏʟᴇᴏɴ ɪs Mᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴏғ Eᴜʀᴏᴘᴇ Oɴʟʏ ᴛʜᴇ Bʀɪᴛɪsʜ Fʟᴇᴇᴛ Sᴛᴀɴᴅs Bᴇғᴏʀᴇ Hɪᴍ
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HI ! whaddre we doin now?
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screw it, gonna watch The Rock (1996) and butter some carbonized toast
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if you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh work training module
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
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was talking with someone clearly caught between the words lingo and jargon so he said "jargo" and I'm about it
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boy's gone and got hisself in some trouble
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Sutcliffe's arguments about fairness would land a lot better if even one road widening project was also under threat and not just transit because decades ago we decided cars were free and transit was not. We absolutely must talk about the unfairness of auto subsidies and motonormativity.
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Village of the Damned (1960) and mixing blood orange hard seltzer with mikes harder lemonade, happy midnight
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Sammy Hagar in real danger of raining out, my night could get interesting
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"hey Siri, what disease does Celine Dion have?" overheard at a table of sixtysomethings in my bar
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occasionally swerving my piss-stream onto the urinal cake so the guy in the stall hears it and doesn't think I'm just standing here for a breather
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local craft distillery handing out samples of their 34-times-distilled (!!) vodka, a Finnish-American family peddling Pentilla, translates to "On The Floor" just delightful
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my first Star Wars was Return of the Jedi my first Indiana Jones was Last Crusade my first Lethal Weapon had Jet Li and Hillary Swank was my Karate Kid I feel this all relevant to my never knowing what the hell is going on but agreeing that it must be important
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apparently several types of rodeo, and claiming not-first knowledge is actually strange and combative
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luscious lasting rain and rolling thunder along the front range today, every so often Colorado in August works out
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the HELL is this, TNT, that is NOT the Charmed theme song
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hurtling so fast they fuse with the glass
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man, I know your sweeping changes to the Concept will increase tickets and tips and that we all want a thriving regulars culture alongside delighted newcomers, with dynamic specials and merch, but, just I make enough money your hotel bar isn't the project your hotel bar is funding leave me alone
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well there THAT fuckin goes I'd thought my bosses were aware that I cannot wear gloves when doing bar and kitchen stuff. surprise health inspection yesterday just quadrupled the time it takes to make, do, anything