Update: left the town of borås behind and am now travelling to Gothenburg via Choo choo. Am looking forward to see the tree things you can do there. Eat shrimp, see Poseidon’s shrimp and ride rollercoasters. I’ll update when I’m done in Gothenburg. Audios flamingos!
Update: Sweden has Been great so far! I’ve seen such amazing things like a moldy piece of bread and a seagull! The city of Borås have Been pretty nice so far!
we have to take the car to get to the nearest airport from the secret holy land, Denver airport. I must say I look forward seeing that horse. But anyways, MINI 6H ROADTRIP!
Have a great summer! I will be enjoying a great trip with me wife and 400 ( soon 405 ) kids! Where are we going? Sweden! Will be looking forward to see what that old place has to offer.
Dear followers.
There has been spreading misinformation about us capys eat our own poop. THIS IS JUST UNTRUE! The ones you think they say it just saw us during our annual pudding feast.
I must apologise. I’ve been a bit grumpy and murderous since I got home from Santa Monica. I much apologise to the people who have previously received violent messages in the past 12 minutes * especially the ones in Swedish *. For this reason I have a surprise… coming soon. Cya, kind mortals!
Update: it’s solved! The squirrel accused the chipmunk of nut smashing for a dare while the chipmunk accused squirrel for nut theft as a pr stunt for her company, IDGAF makeup for turtles. Anyways they are both in lifetime prison for waisting my time. Capy will be back with regular replies. Cya!
Update: the apartments of both squirrel and chipmunk have been searched. In the chipmunks they found a wrench, banana and a Beatles album. In the squirrels they found only a cashew. I tried ending a case but they both claim the nut was a walnut. Anyways the lawyer is still ranting about bleach.
This account has been confiscated by the pickle police for threats of violence, cultism, tax fraud and abuse of power. We will now be dedicating this account to the wonderful world of pickles. Xoxo, Chief John Gurkin Pickleton.
Update: the chipmunk and squirrel have given ok reasonings. Though, I’m worrying about their lawyers. The squirrels one is a white guy from Albuquerque who has only seen better call Saul while the chipmunk lawyer keeps referencing the anime, bleach.
I know i just returned. BUT MY BOSS HAS SENT ME TO SANTA MONICA TO JUDGE IN A CASE BETWEEN A SQUIRREL WHO CLAIMS THAT A CHIPMUNK HAS SMASHED HIS NUTS WHILE THE CHIPMUNK CLAIMS HE TOOK THEM FROM HER. I will take a break from responding to others mentioning of me, but I will give updates. Cya!
Well, I have returned. I was busy with being the capybara representative for the alive organism convention, AOC. It was a blast meeting the representatives for species such as orangoutangs * my good pal don *, ants * the guy from a bugs life * and humans * Keanu Reaves *. See ya around, suckaaaaas!
Sometimes you have to visit your brother Joe. He doesn’t like being shown so I got an artificial intelligence to give you an image. He streams on kick. Has like 2 followers. Me and mother. Only mother watches.
Barbados is a good place to be swimming. Good thing I can plan some super secret totally not arson in peace while the 400 kids can overpopulate the kiddy pool while weeing in it. #dadlife#mattmoirisafrickingboomer don’t know why this time BUT HE IS!
