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Meet n F*** Kingdom, Steve

@itsphetz.bsky.social

I am attacked forever and always
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my fat coochie on stupid
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"Gravy booby!" - Austin Powers after being hit in the head
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(broccoli head on a hoverboard sidles up to you in the Whiterun market)
I’ve wares of every ilk bro
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saturday afternoon in my room smiling peacefully
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I’ve wares of every ilk bro
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Found something cool while I was looking for a Maury clip
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You think you just fell out of a coconut tree? Thats fucking funny bitch
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I saw this cave in March
This is a picture of a newly discovered pool never seen before by human eyes 700 ft deep in Lechuguilla Cave a part of Carlsbad National Park here in New Mexico
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god bless the gamers... no one else will...
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pussy from a white woman who identifies as having a "warm aloha"
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The bloody tories are a shambles yeah…their fucken knackered Me though, I just keep me bees innit
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There is a 7 foot tall guy behind Rishi Sunak who likely ran for office just to be able to hold a printed out L behind him during his concession speech.
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holy shit did people know this????
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Happy Colonials Gone Feral Day to my continental followers, I hope no debris from your sky explosion celebration ritual falls on your home or loved ones
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This title reads like a @itsphetz.bsky.social bit that broke through to reality.
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Prankster Hellraiser: We have such sikes to show you
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Isn’t this what the Presidential Fitness Test is for
Breaking news: President Biden and his senior team said they accepted the grim ultimatum they’ve been hearing from almost all quarters of the Democratic Party — to demonstrate his fitness for office or face a significant effort to force him to step aside.
Biden and aides concede he needs to quickly demonstrate his fitness for officewww.washingtonpost.com Critics have been shaken by his relative inaction to directly address the panic ignited by his halting debate performance last Thursday.
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Guy who owns a pinball company: The Democrats should choose their next candidate in a televised pinball tournament
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I adore this dumbass lib posting style, they all have it
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dreamt that me and my dad were sneaking into the russia-ukraine conflict in order to access a secret store underground where we could buy Thorn from Destiny
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Is there aught I can assist you with homie
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Putting down elden ring for a bit to play something that doesn’t kick me in the dick quite so much
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"Crimpy and Xx_snud_xX are abusers." "Inflation_Gary is LITERALLY a gaslighter." "Mingus and Bonko are doing elder abuse scams on a private darkweb server that violated pet play consent." We are teetering on the brink of a permanent planet-wide psychotic break. Log off.
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I cannae deny mate I love a set of fucken hyooge tets
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Haven’t heard anything about Sydney Sweeney’s rack in a minute