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Mr French Fries

@mrfrenchfries.bsky.social

Green couch potato.
Substitute comedian.
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The rise of Vine 2.0 being as bad for YouTube’s legitimacy as it was for twitter and Instagram…I shouldn’t need a 10-30 second selfie vid to rant about it, or a mustard bottle on a google ad
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Ok. #sunsets are #basicsky but I was able to get this without having to filter out the dogs’ nose prints.
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#gardensky knows it and I know it; separating crab grass from benign ground cover is a fools errand. But… 🌱🥺💚
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It’s difficult to prove with a T-shirt what came in an email. The cotton and petroleum belong to the sea, like storms.
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Not my garden, but even if it’s only landscaping these had garden vibes. 💚 🌱
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You…don’t know which photo I’m responding to?
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I don’t like taking a photograph with the app. I’d like taking a photograph and then choosing whether I want to PUT the photograph on the app. GIVE the photograph to the app. Making an exception for ‘IRL retail’ begging to be put out of its misery.
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The #urbangeometry and #deadretail and #stickerart tags feel more right on IG than happy here, or they did until everything needed to be Vine 2.0
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Might genuinely be time to only connect to twitter with a .mail …and yet
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These buddies are rare and wonderful (the mantis, not the succulent, which is wonderful but not rare) #gardensky #bugsky 🌱🐛
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If I ever become wealthy or homeless I’m going to demand a lifetime of food and shelter for anyone who verifies the safety of fallow properties. #graffiti #suburbia #urban #futures
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Your posts remind me of the Finch self-care app. 🥰
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Running out of things for #gardensky 🌱 because I’m finally clearing out my photo backlog, so… A) northwest blackberry in southwest hand B) utiful twilight C) eeeeds from a forgotten fern D) termined fire ring weeds.
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I photographed these discarded roofing tiles more than a month ago, then again today, because they might have been sitting there for decades and will probably stay for decades more. That blend of small enough to be ignored but too heavy to be cleaned up is a ‘big mood.’
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This doesn’t go for #gardensky …until I find a cheaper one
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A dear friend in CT is too cool for Bluesky, but garlic is for sharing, so here’s their harvest:
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Ok. Summer is HERE here. Time to FINALLY let go of my favorite spring moments 😞🌱
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And these ones, too. 😫#fungisky 🌱 🍄‍🟫
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I missed Ya’ll #Gardensky 🌱 I hope I have something for you all when the so cal sun is done with us.
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@qwantz.com is the only comic/thing we need in our cloud.