There are lots of great reasons to have dogs, & 1 of those reasons is that they make you feel like Sir Isaac fuckin’ Newton
“Boss, BOSS! The ball, it slid beneath the Fortress of Woe and shall never be retrieved!”
*I scoot the ball out from under the coffee table*
“VICTORY FOR THE BOSS LADY!!!”
I assume we are like the genius party member that would easily die to a kobold if left to our own devices. Fluffy had to save me from a discarded pillow once.