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Ben Matlock: "I don't commit crimes. I leave that to criminals, or the police."
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Ben Matlock: "He shouldn't be removed from the bench, he should be removed from the planet."
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This has extreme "lady, he's putting my kids through college" energy.
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Ben Matlock: "He shouldn't be removed from the bench, he should be removed from the planet."
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This is my fault. I'm sorry.
Five healthy starters? In this economy?
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Every episode the prosecutor says "Objection, relevance", which means old Ben Matlock is about to windmill dunk on the witness.
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Watching older tv shows is constantly Remembering Some Guys from other tv shows. The first season of Matlock has both therapists from Monk, the reporter from The West Wing, the butler from The Nanny. Plus Jonathan Frakes right before Star Trek.
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I wish I loved anything as much as the AI in Tactics Ogre Reborn loves ending their turns on a poison tile for no reason instead of any of the surrounding stone tiles.
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Making the addition of T. Rowe Price patches on O's uniforms sound like a "cool new thing" is bad, and the owner absolutely doesn't need the money. You could maybe argue for it being not completely gross if they also announced some long-term extensions along with it.
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Corbin Burnes! Pretty exciting!
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This is my fault for turning on the game.
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The Red Sox are 5th in baseball in ERA, but only 3rd in the AL East.
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Bradish keeps throwing 3-2 sliders and they keep working.
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Surprised Chris Hoiles never hit 3 home runs in a game.
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If the outfield fence in Toronto were 10 feet closer in, the Orioles would have 12 home runs tonight.
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Hey, not every pitcher can be as good as Cole Irvin.
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The Rays announcers saying the O's feel very confident when they can go to Kimbrel with a lead is one of the crazier things I've heard this season.
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Five healthy starters? In this economy?
If all are healthy, Burnes-Grayson-Means-Bradish-Irvin/whoever is the best Orioles rotation in how long?
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Does anyone know what the peak usage for the term "ribbie" (for RBI) is? I feel like I heard it a lot more growing up than now.
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Crochet's leg-kick is unpleasant to watch. Wonder if it bothers batters.
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Jordan Westburg now has 4 homers to the opposite field, 3 to center, and 1 pulled. Wall-timore, shmal-timore.
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Unbelievably brutal end to the game.
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Gunnar Henderson is ridiculous.
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Sliding into first?! I thought we were done with all that?
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Gunnar Henderson been watching Bobby Witt Jr clips.