derwin

dentist offices now have a confessional booth where you have to say how many weeks it's been. then you're told to do 3 flosses and 2 mouthwashes. root cnal

when i walked in i thought the manager died

Jesus' miracles are the latest in a string of amazing feats later found to be just a team of remote workers in India.

are the instrumental intros to songs really the tutorial stage before the track gets more difficult? you can tell me musicians your secret is Safe.

coffee & commuting coping

working doubles in the Nursery

can't break the rules if there aren't any!!!

got a Meta Quest 4 early, thanks to being In The Know.

just another of way too many bar doodles

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derwin

I watched the Fifth Element last night, and I know this is an annoying thing to say, but it is nice to see an expansive sci fi world which only exists in one movie. No spin offs, no sequels, no prequels, just one story.

pphrases like “i'm gonna drink your dick” are not ones i expect to be in earshot of but good evening

they did surgery on an ant www.livescience.com/animals/inse...

Ants perform life saving operations — the only animal other than humans known to do sowww.livescience.com Florida ants perform amputations and clean wounds to prevent the spread of infection, scientists discover.

do NOT send me any information or facts about the gadfly. if anyone tries to i will say No Thanks.

If you see this post a photo without explanation

i was eating this red soup with peppers the other day and @vamptvo.bsky.social called me a “spice pervert” . i'm still thinking about it

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what the hell is a Dilly

bidet of the dead