my boss has gone to his lake house 🙄 time to increase the value of his holdings by *checks notes* turning on the irrigation and driving the kubotas through the sprinklers
espn is doing a segment about home runs and the voiceover just said “we love the home run because of what it represents: the triumph of the individual against the collective”
If I had telekinesis, I’d only use it for small stuff. No bigtime moves that might land me in a government lab. Surely fate would not force me to abandon this prudent policy and reveal my powers publicly to save a life
