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You do realise this means he was literally asked point blank on a national news program "would you eat a human", right?
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meanwhile the human he just ate is trying to break out of that flesh prison
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Someone jumping out of RFK like an Alien chestburster would make for some great television.
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Hey, the human he just ate was a world renowned parasitologist who RFK Jr only ate in an attempt to get rid of the worm in his brain. Show some compassion! RFKJr didn’t want to have to repeat the whole difficult process as that time he swallowed a fly
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"my 'i wouldn't eat a human' t shirt is creating a lot of questions already answered by my t shirt"
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Eh, most people: yes. Brain worm man? For all I know, he said this in response to being asked what he gets on his cheese steak.
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Philly cheese steak, with real Philadelphian, coming right up.
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Meanwhile, tomorrow morning at the NYT: "RFK Jr. Ate a Human. But Biden Is Old. So Both Sides Are The Same."
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That question was probably addressed to his brain worm.
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Listen I was a very rambunctious youth
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Given who they are speaking with I don't think this question was out of line.
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This is the Platonic Ideal of "My "I wouldn't eat a human" T-Shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the T-Shirt"
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This really is the weirdest timeline