Shiv Ramdas: Totally normal country — Subium • Bluesky web client

Totally normal country

You do realise this means he was literally asked point blank on a national news program "would you eat a human", right?

meanwhile the human he just ate is trying to break out of that flesh prison

Someone jumping out of RFK like an Alien chestburster would make for some great television.

I'd buy the PPV

Hey, the human he just ate was a world renowned parasitologist who RFK Jr only ate in an attempt to get rid of the worm in his brain. Show some compassion! RFKJr didn’t want to have to repeat the whole difficult process as that time he swallowed a fly

"my 'i wouldn't eat a human' t shirt is creating a lot of questions already answered by my t shirt"

Eh, most people: yes. Brain worm man? For all I know, he said this in response to being asked what he gets on his cheese steak.

Philly cheese steak, with real Philadelphian, coming right up.

Meanwhile, tomorrow morning at the NYT: "RFK Jr. Ate a Human. But Biden Is Old. So Both Sides Are The Same."

he's also funding a genocide

That question was probably addressed to his brain worm.

Listen I was a very rambunctious youth

Given who they are speaking with I don't think this question was out of line.

This is the Platonic Ideal of "My "I wouldn't eat a human" T-Shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the T-Shirt"

This really is the weirdest timeline

You KNOW the worm wasn’t the loser in the battle for his brain.

he looks like somebody who already has eaten a human

Narrator: he had.

As he spits an eyeball across the room.

Oh man it took me a moment to tell them apart

R is the puffy one

I’ll take “Things a Cannibal Would Say” for $1000, Alex

See if I were him I'd have said "FUCK YEAH I'd eat a human, hell, I'm invested in a synthetic meat factory, I got dibs on the first imitation Shaq Steak off the production line" but that's prob just evidence I should never run for office.

RFK Jr: I wouldn't eat a human …again

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There's some sketchy photo shop going on there... But also, yeah that guy totally looks like he would eat a human for holistic health reasons

Bob's looking pretty puffy...

Remember, He has brain worms. 🪱

Who is that interviewing him for Gox?

I had no idea Chris Cuomo was on Faux News, when did that happen? He’s a bigger 🍆 than he was before.

he’s on newsnation, the screenshot is just from some fox news show that was talking about the segment

Gotcha… I thought that was kind of strange. I never watch that station of pure ignorance but that makes sense. Thx!

"...after all, my species considers them disgusting creatures."

That’s just the sort of thing a cannibal would say, though.

Sounding like what a person doing it would say

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glad i missed this blunt rotation

It seems television networks would once have been ashamed to give screen time to the Fount of such comments.

You wouldn't steal a car...

We need to know where all the candidates stand on the cannibalism issue. People are talking about it!

This is the very thing that a person who would eat a human would say to throw you off.

happy 4th of july

Again I repeat my original statement from the 1st time I ever saw this guy smile: “He will eat your children”

This has got to be one of the worst elections in American history.

That man looks like he’s in a constant state of seeing a giant centipede behind whoever he’s talking to.

Also he's totally lying.

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