[Barney voice] Hey kids! I think it would be stuuu-pendous if you helped me humiliate the evil Democrat traitors who poison the blood of our country like vermin. Only through complete & total victory can we get our country back from these filthy, nasty people who hate you and are destroying America!
Like nobody's ever seen before. But we've got to do something about these terrible Democrat toilets with no water, have you noticed that? No water comes out, you push and push and push. No water. Terrible. Anyway, our great big movement is going to bring H2O back, big time. Just wait and see.
