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[Barney voice] Hey kids! I think it would be stuuu-pendous if you helped me humiliate the evil Democrat traitors who poison the blood of our country like vermin. Only through complete & total victory can we get our country back from these filthy, nasty people who hate you and are destroying America!
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[More Barney voice] And when we win, we're going to defund those DEI Marxists at PBS who brainwash your children with LGBTQLMNOP filth, isn't that right BJ?
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Never forget your god was also gay
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When Biden wins we’re going to ban all religious content from being broadcast on television.
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They took the simplest song to ever exist and still managed to make the words not fit
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Bill Murray in What About Bob: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
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Like nobody's ever seen before. But we've got to do something about these terrible Democrat toilets with no water, have you noticed that? No water comes out, you push and push and push. No water. Terrible. Anyway, our great big movement is going to bring H2O back, big time. Just wait and see.
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There was a parody on the Barney song which is particularly apt for trump: 🎵 I hate you 🎵 You love me 🎵 Watch me eat your family ... trump is destructive and only concerned about his ego and his wallet.
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Scans about as well as AI, which is to say like the person in your office who writes poems for occasions that everyone pretends to love.
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Using "Great Big Movement" because no one called him out on shitting his pants during the debate.
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Same, but Barney from The Simpsons
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The dumbed down and sound bite politics of the 90’s seems like and intellectual golden now
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Satire is dead and this email just had a great big movement on its grave.
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I'm offended by the terrible meter, honestly.
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100%. Just got it in my email box.
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Barney is making a comeback? No, just NO