I signed up for Threads and every time I open the app it goes to “for you.” And the more I look at it the more convinced I am that either everyone on there is an alien, or I am.
It is truly wild how all these people with big Instagram followings flounder when the text is moved from below to above the image. Scrolling that For You feed is a reliable faceplant-into-litterbox experience. Tap home, logo, following every time. Only way to use that dang app.