MC Frontalot

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Today! The revolution is just beginning. Also, Schaffer made a whole one-man remake of ID4 for this shit, so... Don't miss it. 4eyed.square.site

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There’s a New Message for You in MyChart, Charlie Brown

tryna buy a plane ticket and they keep showing me this recipe for A PARTY

Isn't commanding the military a core presidential power? Could someone maybe later this week nuke a certain part of Florida, to ensure the future safety of the nation as a whole?

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Politics aside, can we all agree these are the only acceptable jobs for an 81 year old: 1) operating a night-market food stall their son does not want to take over so it will die when they do 2) making the films of Martin Scorsese

4eyed.square.site this July 5th celebrate the spirit of 1917

That fucko is definitely putting amy coney barrett on the supreme court if he gets the chance

Debate was too depressing, turned it off

Exactly what a sneaky garbage would say

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We’ve analyzed the House version of KOSA, and unsurprisingly, it is just as dangerous as the Senate version. It’s crucial everyone who cares about digital rights continue to oppose it.

The U.S. House Version of KOSA: Still a Censorship Billwww.eff.org A companion bill to the Kids Online Safety Act (KOSA) was introduced in the House last month. Despite minor changes, it suffers from the same fundamental flaws as its Senate counterpart. At its core,

[image is somehow delivered to 14-year-old me in 1988] "Oh wow! In the future there is a Lego series called Fortnight and which I guess puts out metal band Lego sets? And it's SO RIDICULOUS that there would be a LEGO of a METAL BAND that I'm not even mad how Metallica must have SOLD OUT."

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When AOL and Prodigy started taking off in the early 90s, our neighbor bought a bunch of cement slab and busted it up and sold it online as "Real Pieces of the Berlin Wall" and "Real Pieces of the Great Wall of China" and that guy realized what the internet was gonna be before everyone else

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i hope this email finds you being eaten by a grue

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Joe Biden's Economy is so strong even the Dick Sucking Factory is out of workers

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i’m sorry but vampire babies are just too fucking adorable

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[P] Unsolicited endorsement: I saw Chris Fleming live last week, and man, he's at the top of his game these days. If he ever comes through your area, make the time to go see him.

Finally, an excuse to stick my dick in the electron microscope

I could get heart surgery and a new hip for like $15 in copays but to replace my ruined molar with a pretend molar it is eight thousand dollars and rice gets stuck under it

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When I die, I want my remains to be scattered at COSTCO. Also, I don't want to be cremated

Can't think of a more appropriate day to call someone a motherfucker

The secret to Threads dot Net? Post the most mundane normcore bullshit that seemed cozy and cute to you in your bathrobe during your third coffee, but halfway through make sure to pretend there's a twist coming so they have to click through.

When I sell three copies of the vinyl in Paris

I looked at my lunch sandwich and thought to myself "dagwood mode!" And then remembered, as I do once every four or five years, that there are TWENTY-EIGHT theatrically-released Blondie movies, of which I've seen none. No scenes, stills, or other proof that they are not an elaborate Wikipedia prank.

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There are a few tickets left for the late show of my special taping at Bell House ONE WEEK FROM TONIGHT! I would love for that show to sell out right now so I can stop thinking about it!!!

Josh Gondelman - Special Tapingt.co Josh Gondelman・Fri, June 21・9:30pm Doors・10:00pm Show

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The Four-Eyed Horsemen ride again! Join us on July 5th for a streaming do-over on that whole American Revolution thing. 4eyed.square.site Tix start at five bux. But the pricier ones have all kinds of bonus nonsense for you. Look at this shirt you can get! It's dumb as hell!! I made it!!!

Played the What The Car demo. It is delightful. Also: remember when every video game had demos? Every video game should still have demos.

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these are my favorite form of humor

new favorite playlist

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You could never make rip van winkle now, because of woke