René Dickhurt

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Hi I'm René! (she/they)
SoCal-based. sweetie-pilled. trans-maxxed.

you can find @nenewhips wherever your data is sold!

"we carry a new world here, in our hearts, that world is gay as hell."
- Fruity Derruti

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Val Kilmer is a different guy from Vigo, apparently

Vigo Mortensen in the doors movie looks just like Connor O'Malley

will you get GERD? or are you a NERD!?

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the only TCG I care about is my Transgender Clown Goblin

just realized the opposite of a safe space is a danger zone

my gender:

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did I miss the "heteroflexible" discourse or have we all just silently (correctly) decided that anyone who IDs that way sucks ass

current vocal stim: singing the Da Baby verse from Levitating in a whiny 2000s pop punk/emo voice

if you see this, post bridge

I Saw the TV Glow is incredible but I Do Not recommend seeing it in theaters bc the Cis reaction will make you feel even more insane than the film already does

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reminder that Im built like this

Misgendered! On The Phone

every trans woman I have ever met, even the most intimidatingly cool and fashionable, has turned out to be a huge fucking nerd and I love that so much

real

If the logical political endpoint of your worldview is “lol nothing matters so why bother,” you need a new worldview

parody of "Smokin' in the Boy's Room" by Brownsville Station called "'Dokin in My Boy's Room" about playing sudoku while my boyfriend watches me and jerks off

don we now our gay apparel (carabiner on the front right belt loop)

don we now our gay apparel (hatsune miku cosplay)

to the tune of Endless Love by Lionel Richie & Diana Ross: my jizzless cum

partner talks in their sleep and I, heroically, just saved them from a nightmare by responding to "don't go in there." with, "ok. I won't."

tell me why you, as a venue in brooklyn, you don't have a transfem working the door

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Polycule 401K

lowkey I would hypothetically get a brain implant just for a nintendo-switch-esque "record the last 30 seconds" feature irl

I would be so horny for the civic planners who make walkable communities standard 🥵🥵🥵

It would be so hot if American cities invested billions into building robust metro systems

gender is a performance and my review came back with "lacks initiative"

gender is a performance and somebody slashed my tires

finally watching Steven Universe and all I have to say is Bismuth Was Right

Update: said friend has become my partner and they're living with me now lmfao

Rene Stop Catching Feelings For Your Friends Challenge Difficulty Level: Nightmare

the duality of lesbianism

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