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@neutral.zone

Alien with anxiety. On a mission for neutrality. No, not the bad kind.

Allergic to most hyperbole. Allergic to a lot of things, if we're being real.

As seen on “What’s Mid”

⚠️ USER IS OLD AND VERY TIRED
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Old physicists don’t die, they just cross the Einstein-Rosen bridge
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So, wait, the 3 Body Problem isn’t about being in a throuple?
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Oh man they merked the Ricky Gervais snack mogul, didn’t see that one coming. Not. Do people still say “not”? Because I think we should bring it back. Maybe just for a day. Any longer could get annoying.
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Do you support the death penalty for reviewers who leave 1-star ratings for purchases damaged in transit?
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What would you do for a Klondike bar? How far would you go?
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Happy Prime Day to all who celebrate. Looks like there are some LEGO sets on sale, including the retired Luke Skywalker’s X-Wing for like $35. Not the sets I was hoping would go on sale, of course; not that I actually need any more.
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In fact maybe I should sell some on bricklink or something
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So it's about online then?
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There should be a national “wear a t-shirt with your name on it like a cartoon spokesanimal” day
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Maybe that was just Sugar Bear. Were people confusing him with other mascots or possibly Huggy Bear?
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It occurs to me that I don't even know why I know about who Huggy Bear was; never seen an episode of Starsky & Hutch in my entire life. Not even the remake. (I think there was a remake? Maybe it was a moving picture.) I blame comics with stale material.
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Disappointed to find out that My Hero Academia is about yet another society with superpowers, not a society organized around the idea academics and researchers are the real heroes.
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Maybe so, but it feels silly now that it's an established form outside its origin. To talk about it the same way as when we were passing around fansubs on VHS is imprecise and feels disingenuous. I suppose that's just the nature of language, but I find it irksome.
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Like the joke, "Oh, you're into ? Name all of them."
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Prohibitio omnium contra omnes
Someday everyone will have blocked everyone else
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It’s kind of weird that people say they’re fans of anime. Like someone saying they really enjoy “watching the talkies”.
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Fucking love the printed word
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Wait, there are people actually like this, lol
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I bet it would be really easy to deepfake HAL 9000
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It would be kind of funny to sign the Bibles some hotels have in the nightstands. Something fun like, “Keep on truckin’ — Big J”
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I don’t know what’s going on here and I think I’m fine with that
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Nothing good ever happens in a discord
are there screenshots? yes, brother, there are screenshots.
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So I guess whooping cough is going around, that's awesome.
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The neutral terminator guy? for real? lol, lmao