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Trying to be more responsible with my microblogging addiction. If you see me on here again before 4pm est then you have a slur pass for all applicable slurs against me. o7

A. G. Sulzberger is a really specific type of rich ivy liberal who hates liberals (& the left) b/c he isn't universally popular. Like the sort of person who gets activated one day because a trans woman calls them bourgeois and now they're on a crusade against people coded as scoldy leftists.

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i keep seeing videos of people acting shitty in public where a top comment is something like “wonder who they voted for 🙄.” i honestly think a winning message for Dems is just “aren’t you sick of these fucking people”

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A doll and witch watching fireworks. Or, perhaps, they're not really watching. Just crying beneath their roars and light. Today was supposed to be a day of celebration. But how does one celebrate in the wake of... They hold each other tightly.

It's a terrible character flaw on my part but even when I absolutely loathe an author/argument... it grinds my gears when someone misreads something and everyone else just assumes it says what the first person thinks it says without reading the fucking sentence.

Honestly I'm kind of surprised. My knowledge of French electoral history comes mostly when I was studying neoliberalisms relationship to toilets, but when people got sick of Mitterands coalition I believe that something to the effect of "the right is coming back!" Fell flat.

BREAKING NEWS: Voters turned out in numbers not seen in decades to stop the far-right National Rally from taking power in the French National Assembly. Polls predicted a first-place finish for National Rally, which instead came in third in initial results as polling stations closed.

Projections in France's election show voters rejecting the far rightwww.npr.org Voters turned out in numbers not seen in decades to stop the far-right National Rally from taking power in the French National Assembly. Polls predicted a first-place finish for National Rally, which ...

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in all seriousness though I saw a ton of people doing street organizing of all types for the popular front while I was in Paris and it fucking rules that they managed to hold off the fascists

I’d like to think this had a lot to do with a certain leftist marching band playing Bella Ciao down Rue Mouffetard and handing out fliers

Maybe I should just take the hit and fuck and suck my way through enough heritage foundation grandees that they have to reorient an entire political project around serving the values of a greater DMV polycule.

The urgency with which the right destroys countries is based on the knowledge that incrementalism isn't possible when you're basically tricking people into suicide or permanent immiseration.

I know the latest NZ election outcome was less than good, but jesus.

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One problem with running on "look at how bad project 2025 is!" is that it is the culmination of 50 years of republican actions, single-mindedly dedicated to it. Republicans spent the last 50 years trying to do every single bullet-point in it, repeatedly.

important differences between Joe Biden and Naruto: 1. Naruto would abuse his power to save his son even if he'd still punish him 2. Naruto would step down if he could no longer do the job; he has the utmost respect for the will of fire. 3. Says "believe it!" Instead of "Jack"

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spend long enough online you start to see patterns in the posts, eddies and currents on the timeline. eventually these great rivers of content carve deep valleys in your subconscience. at Dunkin' see a donut, imagine two hands stretching it wide open. cancellation threads begin to haunt your dreams

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Forbidden Technique: Summon Shaq, Charles in Charge, in violation of the Jordan Rules, I summon thee, ANTETOKOUNMPO!

Yes I'm a human summoner, yes I'm using those powers recreationally, yes I'm fielding an unbeatable basketball team.

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1. The United States has an insatiable appetite for firearms sales. 2. We've had a bipartisan consensus that we're having "the most important election of our lives" since ~2004 3. Mainstream media consumption is mostly desensitized to mass death. When I was six people were already acting weird

Time to go a little bit crazy for the commonweal

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FREE BITDIZZY! EMBRACE GENERAL SEMANTICS! SHATTER THE CONCEPTION OF BOUND AND FREE! BECOME COGNITO HAZARD! THERE'S A DHARMA FOR THAT!

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Man, idk if this is going to work out www.cnn.com/2024/07/04/p...

What if I died and forever changed my girlfriends relationship to ramen

I'm fighting for my life, my bulb is so wet.

she had to take a break in the AC in my bedroom before going once more into the breach

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It seems pretty clear to me at this point that one of the major selling points of the conservative movement is just a straight up breeding kink. Like it's the same language you'd use to tease a Christian centric kink universe where every story follows a specific formula I decline to explain.

Protest orgy on the national mall, who's with me

Post like no one remembers~

Checked up on khive. They're currently not wanting Biden to drop and it looks like they're completely cooked but they're having a *really* good time right now.

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FREE BITDIZZY

rip @bitdizzy.bsky.social

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nice disgust morality loser, did you get that from your parents?