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Tenament Funster

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After school, I take a deacon to the pool.
- Joyce Durnheim //
the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed - unknown
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i realized i was doing this when i was a teenager, unfortunately i think i have only gotten better at not noticing it
gotdamn if this isn’t EXACTLY what destroys relationships of every kind between men and women—family, platonic, workplace, romantic no amount of love can withstand being shot down every single time she opens her mouth
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grocery bags mcgee popcorn mcgee toysrus mcgee observe&report mcgee mathematics mcgee crosstabs mcgee i.t. mcgee websites mcgee tech bubble mcgee unemployment mcgee
introduce yourself with some jobs you've done, apart from what you do now: peewee soccer referee jr. high school custodian subway sandwich artist lgbt community center intern jcc preschool receptionist low-income housing lobbyist anti-poverty nonprofit associate director wedding officiant
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you've never heard of the millennium falcon? it's the ship that made the kessel run in less than twelve parsecs, you piece of shit.
add “you piece of shit” to a famous movie line i’ll go first: you had me at hello, you piece of shit
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