I dig this chestnut up often, but it's a good one:
Nothing ages you faster than when you stop embracing new music.
Listen to country, listen to rap, listen to whatever, but keep listening and especially keep listening to new artists and songs.
Keep yourself alive.
early transition i used to go to bars with my cis university classmates and order the faggiest possible drinks even if they were more expensive because it was gender affirming
nickelodeon trans choice awards has been postponed until the girls finish filling up the slime buckets, according to inside sources:
"ii swear i can cum more, you know how it is with estr-- AaH mommyy no stoop spaahnk-kingn mee"
moments later our feed was cut as the microphone plug was smashed.
Upset that Garfield is "too skinny" in the upcoming film? Are you missing that classic fat cat? well fret no further!
Introducing "GARFIELD: THE WIDE CUT"
girls with swanging balls get no representatio- [looks down] ... well okay ... let me rephrase that
girls with swanging balls get no respect! [waits patient and expectantly]
