@oracle.posters.rip
Thank you for determining that I will die in the Chocolate River.
Knowing that you find it amusing to so label my account makes my stomach cancer so much more pleasant to deal with.
My spring 2024 has been more miserable than cat shit in a dirty litter box.
I am hoping my summer is more like cat shit in an automatic cleaning litterbox. Positivity!
He died doing what he loved, going into garden parties and hitting on the most uptight-looking person there, amping up the drama proportionally to their reaction, acting more and more desperate every minute.
If you didn’t grow up in an earthquake-prone area, let me tell you, big earthquakes are terrifying and devastating.
Tiny earthquakes, though? They are what you talk about at school and work. (“Did you feel it?”) If you didn’t, you feel left out. Small earthquake FOMO is real.
this meta researcher has been beating the piss out of musk on twitter for cosplaying as a scientist/engineer
and he touches on one of musk's shittiest tendencies: taking credit for actual scientists and engineers' work, something the press historically lets him get away with
Blind person here: Garbage.
A. Stop using AI for everything, it's drinking my groundwater and isn't competent at interpreting visual media, as we have repeatedly seen evidenced.
B. The robot doesn't know why you put that there. Say it's a meme. Even if it identifies it, what does it MEAN?
OCD on TV: They’re kinda whacky, but it makes them good at their jobs! Also, their obsessive behavior makes them good lovers!
OCD in real life: You know how you think about jumping when you’re on a high bridge? It’s like that all the time.
