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Journalists: stop calling blatantly fascist opinions "bold" challenge (impossible)
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I mean, if this theory was to hold up in court, somehow... Biden could just order SEAL-team 6 to blow Trump away, they have a senate majority right now, so it's ok! 🤷
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Alternatively: Kill any opposing senators and you always have a majority
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It's a shame I can only cancel my NYT subscription only once.
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I miss that feeling after reading something wild when you finally see the onion logo and you have a nice little chuckle.
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The Onion was warning us about the future this whole time💀
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I find it hilarious that Trump argues that Biden should be able to shoot him in the head with impunity. I say we allow that just this once.
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Trump's Yasssiest Argument Yet: Literally Slay
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AG Sulzberger reads that headline as he jerks off with sandpaper.
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We should get this argument to Biden and let the cards fall where they will.
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Trump is BOLD to asset omnipotent power over us plebians.