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lvl 40 transsexual
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put on anti-fascist Oi! playlist and my nbife got up left. damning.
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shamefully stolen meme
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Here's some fashy tears for your Sunday.
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if i was an incredibly unpopular technocratic leader with the thinnest social base that has slowly eroded as you consistently position yourself as "at least i'm not them" i would simply call an election in france.
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haha beat him simply by having a career in admin, not big crimes. idiot.
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weird how much you can get done when you don't hate your body and want to die all the time.
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being raised by online means that occasionally you fail to code switch successfully and say something like, "actually heads of governance only do this when they're extremely distressed" in a meeting.
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lots of people debate what transgender is but what it is is when you spend the day prying apart the jaws of the void and step out through them and with your iron grip on life and the determination to live it to the fullest you post some shit like "They should have vending machines for cats"
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pretty sure all these men hit on me at a wedding full of norfolk farmers
This lot chanting DOWN IT DOWN IT at you at 5PM in a Slug & Lettuce
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liz truss stop embarrassing people with a humiliation kink challenge
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putting a deposit down for vocal starmerisation surgery
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heard your dad is taking losing the popular vote well
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If I'm not a woman then why is this happening? checkmate
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doing badly with my new years resolution (start taking ketamine)
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big saturday planned. my mum is insistenting i go round hers and climb a ladder and see if i can fix the motor on her remote control window shutters #WestBridgfordProblems
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devastating news egg fans: at some point a rogue tesco packer gave me bearnaise sauce instead of hollandaise. just had some poison eggs. grim
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if I'd known rat people would acquire social capital and be objects of desire I would never have bothered with transition
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nhs england says the seven year waiting list for this service is due to a lack of trained specialist branders
Rowling's Labour plan would see transfems under 24 branded with the mars symbol and distributed as femboys to married women whose Husbands are on business
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if you're bending over and your tramp stamp isn't peeking out, why are you even bending over?
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bread ... and hear me out here ... butter. magic.
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time to push labour left *starts bulldozer*
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feel like pure shit just want 2010 sad all girl jangle dream pop bands from brooklyn to play in my local dive bar again.
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local woman too tired for amphetamines to have noticeable effect
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lot of people out there saying things and doing things. be careful.
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which stream are we watching? i'm rotating between them all every 2 minutes when i reach my seethe limit.
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THEY GAVE HILARY CASS A PEERAGE.
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did my sacred democratic duty that people died for
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did some politically important today: targeted and distributed my leftover chips to the mankiest looking pigeons I could find