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bread ... and hear me out here ... butter. magic. I think you're really onto something with this thank you. thank you. you ready to hear something wild? the butter? slightly salted. sounds crazy but you'll thank me when you try it. I've been saying this!
But only really quietly, because I didn't think the world was ready lies. stop trying to steal my invention. you're the thomas edison of butter. That's uncalled for! I've never buttered an elephant to death, or at least you'll never prove it. 
