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@oof.bsky.social

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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 4 mo
pain
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 8 mo
obligatory monthly post
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 9 mo
i've been gone for 3 months, still no video support?!
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 9 mo
i agree
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things just haven't been the same since @oof.bsky.social stopped posting
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 1 yr
does your dress come in see-through
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 1 yr
zuck finally downloaded the humour update into his system
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 1 yr
x videos dot com
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 1 yr
guys what happened here?!
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 1 yr
the circus is in town
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 1 yr
I'm a cat
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 1 yr
what do you guys with no friends do with your extra invite codes (asking for a friend)
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 1 yr
he was thinking about zucks penis for 9 hours
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 1 yr
why am I only funny online
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 1 yr
Running away from internet rehab, lasted 3 weeks
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 1 yr
what did you just say!?!? i'll throw a pizza on your roof
Avatar Smeg @smeg.bsky.social · 1 yr
Breaking Bad isn't real
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 1 yr
guys help me, i am suffering from no friends disease
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 1 yr
its fine as it is right now, its bluesky and everyone is high on blue crystal meth
Avatar jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 1 yr
what if it was called greensky and everyone smoked weed
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 1 yr
apparently a "zip file" is called "postcode file" in windows 11
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 1 yr
why didn't i know this existed earlier
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 1 yr
why didn't i know this existed earlier
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 1 yr
i'm back
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 1 yr
i'm back
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 1 yr
hello
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 1 yr
hello
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 1 yr
breaking bad
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 1 yr
breaking bad
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 1 yr
just scored an 82 on my BMI test! didn't even have to study 🧠
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 1 yr
guys pizza is so good
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 1 yr
time to get pizza-cancelled on bluesky