Max: Maybe I'm speaking from a position of privilege, but I wouldn't sell any bones to the fairies...Why? How many randomly chosen bones would you sell?
Me: 5
Max: 5?!?
Me: I think I can spare 5.
Max: The human body doesn't have a lot of extra bones!
Me: Joke's on you. When we have to fight a bone vampire it's going to go after you first.
Max: Unless I run away with all of my functioning bones!
Me:
Me: I can't believe you're going to abandon me to the bone vampire.
