colonel bobby

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i met tim hill i’m never going to fail

being sent to the hague for forgetting the pink to stink finger ratio

Go into your photo roll and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud.

@davidjroth.bsky.social “disgusting…your aunt’s mac and cheese, things of this nature”

*liz phair voice*

telepathically communing with the sleeping grandmother on the park bench opposite of me

if you see this post something pink

If you see this, post something pink

cleaving little at the start of blazing saddles:

I can feel the desert pulling me in

there should be a flavored sexual lubricant called “high fructose porn syrup”

who got that one clip of their SSN & mother’s maiden name?

#saltburn

when you’re mean to me this is who you are being mean to

making the Leftovers in 2024: WE VAPE TO REMEMBER

if you grew up listening to thursday and AFI this is the horniest shoe a woman can wear

the only gifts i got from my family were for my fucking dog. like, i have feelings and she don’t, yall.

a house ain’t a home without a bowl full on decorative orbs

“celeste was a perfectly reasonable guess that was dismissed too callously in that seinfeld when the woman’s name rhymes with a female body part!”

is this the greatest lyric of all time? many are saying this.

this is funny, should be liked

my girl when i hit from behind

me and who

this is something and my followers are cowards

she krule on my king til i OOZ is this anything?