6:00 OK I'm going to make this spaghetti. I'll put the sauce in the small burner while the water heats up.
6:15 Water's boiling, put the spaghetti in. It will take 11 minutes. The sauce will be nice and hot by then
8:20 Dinnertime
every time i have a shower:
me: gotta have a quick shower this time, 5 minutes and gtfo
me, coming back to reality while still in the shower 30 minutes later: fuck
