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Hawk Tuah

@pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social

Another refugee from the hellsite. Always late to the party. Older than you think, gay as the day is long, and too damn sleepy. he/him. Located in Western MA
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If you see this, you have to post a picture from your device without explaining it.
If you see this, you have to post a picture from your device without explaining it.
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4 years ago, I was deeply disappointed that a local news article did not match my hopes from reading the headline.
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Bird shoes bird shoes
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Facebook Memories reminding me that I once referred to someone as the "Carlos Mencia of Jordan Petersons" and I wish to fuck I could remember who I was referring to.
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I have a complicated relationship with my birthday. Being adjacent to a major holiday means that my birthday always plays second fiddle. Everyone is always busy with the holiday that birthday plans are something I don’t bother with. At this point in life, I really shouldn’t care.
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Feel like I have already spent way too much time on here today when I could be enjoying my birthday and not ragescrolling.
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Wishing all of my UK friends a (hopefully) very happy Independence (from Tory Heinous Fuckery) Day tomorrow/today!
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🎶 Bluey’s dad has got it going on 🎶
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*inflates you, making you big and fallen from His grace*
if there actually are Feds reading our posts, I agree they are almost certainly confused, worried Mormon boys from Provo, who are wondering what Heavenly Father would think if they Googled “rubber fur inflation fetish”
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Cleaning up my office space/guest room since I actually will have a guest here for the first time ever, and unearthing ancient furry history in @runtt.bsky.social ‘s t-shirt collection.
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Why the hell is “Flagpole Sitta” such a perfect goddamn jam?
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🦊 »Wolf... Stop!... You already won!« 🐺 »I'm just going to make sure that you won't get in my way from now on, pup~!«
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I am feeling intensely indecisive so I am going to outsource my decision making to you all. What should I drink? treehousebrew.com/draft-list-d...
Deerfield Draft List — Tree House Brewing Companytreehousebrew.com
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Waking up to 200 notifications informed me that a skeet escaped into the wider Sky...
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I have a few slots open right now, actually. What a great chance to DM me now that we can do that on bsky <3 Lemme know, hit me up :>
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I am dehydrated, have a splitting headache, and am fucking starving. Motherfuckers better throw some IV fluids in me when I get there, or so help me....