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Writer & web dev in Montreal.

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Should we say octopuses or octopi?
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You make eye contact across the zoo. What's your first move?
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I thought about Bacon's screaming-ass pope
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This says a lot about society.
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Nobody cares about my brainworm, and he's not even dead.
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Just realizing that the word "comfiness" reduces the gravitas of my utterances.
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I've been reading in a comfy chair for the last couple years. I'm going to try reading at a desk again. For my posture, but also because the reduced comfiness might increase my alertness while reading. Reading is a sport and requires more alertness than comfiness.
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The Kendrick Lamar and Drake feud explained: People don't who listen to rap are amazed to learn that Kendrick Lamar, one of the most critically acclaimed lyricists in music history, is able to write better diss tracks than Drake, the human embodiment of a JCPenney commercial.
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lime seltzer (nearly undetectable lime flavor) and "hint of lime" tortilla chips (overwhelming lime onslaught on every chip) need to meet up and switch lime amounts
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Sewing machines aren't real!
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☀️😎 On Monday, April 8 A total solar eclipse will sweep through the sky over North America. The 5 stages of the 2024 total solar eclipse explained for April 8 🧪 www.space.com/stages-of-to... You can watch the total solar eclipse live on Space.com.
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This was before I moved to NS, but:
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In short, the review office says the cops are all wet and should turn the info over. They won't, because the review office can't require anyone to do anything, so why have a review office in the first place? The somebody can now either drop the issue to spend a bunch of money to take it to court.
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Which crystal lets me rule them all and in the darkness bind them?
Which crystal lets me forgive myself
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I respect the civil service.
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Sneaking into the gym long enough to film a training montage and get beat up.
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People who couldn't live without story had to look outside work to feel part of one, which I guessed was why Sæculars were so concerned with sports, and with religion. How else could you see yourself as part of an adventure? #Anathem
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I updated the cover for the most hilarious novel ever written. It's too funny for you. https://pattmayne.com/
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crabpunk society when?
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At home, there's at least 7 full boxes of photos, multiple photo albums, and maybe even a suitcase of photos, as well as a box of perhaps 30 or more tapes of home movies, all spanning over 3 decades or more of family memories. Surprisingly, the hardest photos and videos to recover are on SD cards.
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If you see this, fix it with a picture you have of a little guy
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In a mist-soaked forest at the base of Nichols Falls in Dunedin, there sat a little Prostigmatid mite on a piece of deadwood. Happily munching away on a cluster of mysterious purple orbs, it seemed oblivious to the violent crashing of the waterfall nearby and the curious human with a camera 🧪