Paz Pardo: paddington_eye_penises.jpg — Subium • Bluesky web client

I went to the dentist & she had a screen above chair w/Netflix, which suggested Bridgerton & I thought why not check it out and WHY DID NONE OF YOU WARN ME THAT THERE WOULD BE A TEN MINUTE LONG STEAMY & DETAILED SEX SCENE RIGHT AT THE TOP THAT I WOULD HAVE TO WATCH WHILE SHE DRILLED MY TEETH

I had Bridgerton and Paddington confused before reading this so this was a wild ride for me

Forget Alf Hog What this place needs is Steamy Paddington

Lovely. We all know what a *hard* stare will be anyway.

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*blocked and reported* 😆

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