Paz Pardo: I went to the dentist & she had a screen above chair w/Netflix, which suggested Bridgerton & I thought why not check it out and WHY DID NONE OF YOU WARN ME THAT THERE WOULD BE A TEN MINUTE LONG STEAMY & DETAILED SEX SCENE RIGHT AT THE TOP THAT I WOULD HAVE TO WATCH WHILE SHE DRILLED MY TEETH

I went to the dentist & she had a screen above chair w/Netflix, which suggested Bridgerton & I thought why not check it out and WHY DID NONE OF YOU WARN ME THAT THERE WOULD BE A TEN MINUTE LONG STEAMY & DETAILED SEX SCENE RIGHT AT THE TOP THAT I WOULD HAVE TO WATCH WHILE SHE DRILLED MY TEETH

I had Bridgerton and Paddington confused before reading this so this was a wild ride for me

Forget Alf Hog What this place needs is Steamy Paddington

Lovely. We all know what a *hard* stare will be anyway.

paddington_eye_penises.jpg

*blocked and reported* 😆

I’m sorry / you’re welcome

oh no I can’t unsee it

There really is a gif for every occasion!

We will never forget ALF Hog

cursed or blessed

I think it was reddit that invented the word "blursed" for stuff like this

🤣🤣🤣

Gif of that lady doing a spit take

oh my god

😂😂😂

Everyone knows all the sex is in Paddington 2

Paddington 2 Fast 2 Furious

So much marmalade.

gnahahahahahahahahahahaha this is my favorite thing that has ever happened

The worst was that she was like "Oh I love that show!" so SHE KNEW WHAT SHE WAS ABOUT TO PUT ME THROUGH

This has me laughing even harder now. With you, not at you 😏😉

I JUST HOWLED IN LAUGHTER. IN PUBLIC. Then I explained why to this office staff. They are now also giggling. One said, “this is exactly what I would do” and the other said “MY dentist doesn’t offer NETFLIX, only NEWS”. 😂😂😂

I was FROZEN. Do I turn it off? Make a joke? Surely they won't pan slowly down this hairy chest—oh, okay, but at least his pants are—oh, no, he's unbuckling very slowly—at least her hands are over her nipples—these are some ACCURATE movements— meanwhile: the whine of the drill, wire scraping enamel

I am so sorry this happened in this way but you have brought so many people so much joy this day.

I am so sorry for your experience, but you have caused me to laugh so loud hubby had to come check on me. When do you have to back?

not til January but I will definitely be pre-clearing my series selection with Bluesky before that appointment

Yes, the line up will be changed, choose wisely. 😊

Mine let me do my SiriusXM subscription during a root canal, which ended up hilarious when their 1st Wave (new wave/alternative) station went with "I Wanna Be Sedated" by the Ramones followed by "Touch and Go" by the Cars.

is there a dental procedure playlist on Spotify 🎶Panama (bc canal)🎶

this is like the time my parents rented Don't Look Now and decided I was old enough to watch it... they somehow forgot how long and graphic that one particular scene really is, and watching it felt like a solid decade of the most intense awkwardness imaginable

Oh jeez oh no I think I just got secondhand trauma

this is how you get weird fetishes

it certainly felt like some kind of origin story

Finally someone says my first thought. 😆

Especially if on nitrus

(Here for this category of comments)

Well. That surely would have distracted me from the noise and pain.

That WAS the upside, but the blushing I did may have permanently altered my face's pigmentation

You lost the perfect opportunity to discuss the movie with your dentist though. Hahahahah

"mmphow iph phthe ole fhow ike fhis?" "it's so good!" "iph all phex pheenph?" "oh, no, the story is lovely." "mmphow fhey er really oing ah iph!" "oh? i hadn't noticed! have i mentioned you need to floss more?"

Next appointment, next appointment

That gives a whole new meaning to "open wide". Also, "spit".

it definitely felt like I'd accidentally been dropped into some deeply niche piece on literotica dot com

Paging Steve Martin ... (Too obscure?)

Son, be a dentiiiiiist

Wow, I haven't seen that site mentioned in ages! 😆

Yeah I have some notes for the writer of A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, this would have been a more effective choice

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