I went to the dentist & she had a screen above chair w/Netflix, which suggested Bridgerton & I thought why not check it out and WHY DID NONE OF YOU WARN ME THAT THERE WOULD BE A TEN MINUTE LONG STEAMY & DETAILED SEX SCENE RIGHT AT THE TOP THAT I WOULD HAVE TO WATCH WHILE SHE DRILLED MY TEETH
I JUST HOWLED IN LAUGHTER. IN PUBLIC. Then I explained why to this office staff. They are now also giggling. One said, “this is exactly what I would do” and the other said “MY dentist doesn’t offer NETFLIX, only NEWS”. 😂😂😂
I was FROZEN. Do I turn it off? Make a joke? Surely they won't pan slowly down this hairy chest—oh, okay, but at least his pants are—oh, no, he's unbuckling very slowly—at least her hands are over her nipples—these are some ACCURATE movements—
meanwhile: the whine of the drill, wire scraping enamel
