Alexandra Petri

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I’m not in James Thurber’s attic any more! right now I’m home yay ! I’m the one who writes this column https://www.washingtonpost.com/people/alexandra-petri/ and loves puns

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it goes like this the fourth, the fifth -someone describing the end of this week

if you watch my Instagram reels you can see me discovering how to make a lyrics video in real time (I’m @thisusernameisterrible there!!) www.instagram.com/thisusername...

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the songs of the summer are HERE wapo.st/3XLFuaU

SAND is my entire legacy just listen to SAND (and the others too of course but definitely SAND) wapo.st/3XLFuaU

Opinion | The 8 best songs of the summer that I didn’t just make up, no waywapo.st Everyone knows such beloved, definitely real hits as “Sunscreen (In My Eye)” and “Hot Dog 76”!

surprise 🏝️ summer 🏖️ project about to drop!

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Happy Fourth of July from the Supreme Court! wapo.st/3xEpj4E

Opinion | The Supreme Court rules to restore the monarchywapo.st Why should ruling the country in robes, unaccountable to anyone, be solely the province of justices?

Happy Fourth of July from the Supreme Court! wapo.st/3xEpj4E

Opinion | The Supreme Court rules to restore the monarchywapo.st Why should ruling the country in robes, unaccountable to anyone, be solely the province of justices?

so excited to unveil my THERE WILL NEVER BE KINGS IN THE US OF A tattoo! no I haven’t seen the Supreme Court decision why

that debate was grueling but I know what will be sure to cheer me up! a few words with my good friend, Chevron Deference, alive and well this morning as always

I recapped the debate wapo.st/3L2dzf9

Opinion | What I think happened at the debate that was maybe a nightmarewapo.st We do have a fact-checker! His name is Joe Biden, but he seems to have something else going on tonight.

at least I have a cake with my face on it to eat during this debate

I have made a decision/which is not to decide -the Supreme Court this week

really bummed brat summer is not about the sausage

I lost the cybertruck game

Trump’s vice presidential search seem to be going well wapo.st/4c7DUEE

Opinion | Want to be Trump’s VP? Let these stingrays swarm your mother.wapo.st To … save Trump? No! Just because!

Some More Signs Your Sinclair Station Is Injecting Propaganda Into The Local News wapo.st/3xkj2uJ

Opinion | Signs your Sinclair station is injecting propaganda into local newswapo.st Traffic reporter keeps blaming gridlock on ‘the deep state.’

Justice Alito Worries Secret Recordings Could Undermine Image He’s Spent Decades Crafting In Public Of A Petty, Vindictive Man Determined to Roll Back Rights wapo.st/45pAqdW

Opinion | Alito worries leaked remarks will undermine hard-won vindictive imagewapo.st ‘What if I’d said something temperate or reasonable?’

well a bird just dropped some business directly on my arm so I guess it’s time to work indoors

You know when your cat proudly deposits an unidentified, smelly carcass on your doorstep and looks up at you with pride in his eyes, expecting congratulations? That is the experience I’m hoping to give everyone who uses me for search. wapo.st/3KAwiyc

Opinion | I’m your new AI search assistant! I want you to eat glue and die.wapo.st You wanted to review search results yourself? Too bad!