Jerry Chen

Jerry Chen

@jcsalterego.bsky.social

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1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆

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It's a good time to randomly text someone a link to chicken.pics. Especially anyone bumming themselves out with doom scrolling. Contemplate how unaware chickens are of human politics. Visit the chickens. Be with them. They are your friends. Except for the one who is your sworn enemy.

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while everyone busy playing this bot duel thing i’m picking their pockets

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sure, having youth on your side is nice but have you ever replaced your broken/cracked stove knobs with brand new ones 🥰

labeling the labeler for the labels

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some of you are subscribed to so many labelers your bsky looks like this

@shadowbans.bsky.app stats

@kiki-bouba.mozzius.dev stats

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Bluesky? Sure, I remember that place. It seemed to have so much promise until all the servers exploded under the strain of the @bskyttrpg.bsky.social wars of ‘24

no TOOL kidz bop. pity

stopping the bloodshed wrought by @bskyttrpg.bsky.social by winning folks over with "yeah i'm into duels. duel lipa"

emailing the vatican to see if there's a patron saint of finding what you need in the kitchen when you need it. i'll keep you posted

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the wikipedia page for the drake-kendrick beef uses the same table that you find on articles about actual wars

i checked my ttrpg stats and under Gold it said the person reading this post 🫵

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2-run shot to tie it in top 9th, 2-run shot in extra innings, red sox win at yankee stadium

My current stats Class: poster Level: 14 Experience: 8853 Gold: 13 Flops: 8840

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Wrote a little post about Nostr and ATProto: shreyanjain.net/2024/07/05/n...

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Every time Joe Biden is on TV I imagine her crushing a Blackberry to dust with one hand

my sources on the inside tell me this 3-second snippet will feature @pfrazee.com singing "internectiiiiiiion!!!" in falsetto à la The Darkness

Hey folks, I did some writing this week on my explorations with HLS (HTTP Live-Streaming) and how I learned the protocol is really just a bunch of text files in a trench coat. If you're interested in how it works and how to add features to video streams, check it out! jazco.dev/2024/07/05/h...

How HLS Worksjazco.dev HLS (HTTP Live Streaming) is basically just a bunch of text files in a trench coat pointing at a handful of itty-bitty seconds-long video files

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Heck yeah I have FOMO pho and momo

im sorry i replied without liking. i was only on my third cup of coffee for the day

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we're not beating the bluesky is a posting retirement home for elder millennials allegations

having my meal replacement drink over ice, because i'm a gentleman

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mind your business hbo

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We got a real Smoltz head over here

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guy who tries to iron his shirt while he's wearing it

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Have we started an economy based on the rpg labeler gold yet?

(drowning pool voice) let the floppies hit the floor let the floppies hit the floor let the floppies hit the.... FLOORRRRRR

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❌"I have almost 2,000 people blocked" - clinical - quantifiable - a simple fact, stated ✅"Legions of my enemies have been exiled into the Shadowlands" - intriguing - nebulously threatening - instills a breathless fear into the hearts of would-be enemies

Don't ever ask me why I have someone blocked I have almost 2,000 people blocked I have no idea why that person is blocked.