You left Twitter two years ago, still have 150,000 followers there, post a monthly notice there of how to find you here, and feel like upping the incentives a bit.
When I was 6 or so, our extended family all lived in NYC. My zayde ran a laundry. He was the only one of us who had a car. When he was delivering in our area, he would always stop by with a Dixie cup ice cream for me. We don't need no stinking starter packs.