Philip Michaels: Roger Corman’s funeral should come in on time, under budget and with enough footage to use in three additional funerals.

Roger Corman’s funeral should come in on time, under budget and with enough footage to use in three additional funerals.

RIP, Roger Corman, a true film great, and absolutely the only one to also have about 20 different executive produced and/or directed films appear on MST3K.

His pallbearers should then within weeks find themselves running award winning funeral homes and crematoria leaving onlookers stunned

Seeing as how he very sagely sold the foreign distribution rights 20 years ago - based on just the premise - it'll no doubt make money as well. R.I.P. to a legend.

Honoring his memory with a lot of walking footage.

Teenage Caveman. 😁

Stock mourners.

He'd reshoot his own funeral, and swap the male lead with a female lead, and change nothing else. Just read a great Corman book. Mst3k exposed me to his work. RIP Roger.

Only if we quietly cut in some stock footage of Queen Elizabeth II's funeral to save on FX and costumes.

Need to work in 2 topless pallbearers...

youtu.be/WU0kCW1uz08?...

Benny Hill Funeralyoutu.be

I only recently watched his picks from the Criterion closet and this seems like as good a time as any to share www.youtube.com/watch?v=-paC...

Roger Corman's Closet Pickswww.youtube.com The legendary filmmaker talks about the brilliance of TARGETS, his memories of collaborating with a young Martin Scorsese, and his experiences as a story analyst at Twentieth Century-Fox and as a distributor of art-house classics like AMARCORD. Shop Roger's Closet Picks: https://www.criterion.com/shop/collection/584-roger-cormans-closet-picks

Bluesky Hall or Fame Nominated skeet, right here.

And never get released, bit they’ll use it to hold the rights to another future funeral.

Great minds etc bsky.app/profile/evan...

I'm not at all sad we've lost Roger Corman. I'm thankful we had him for so long. May his memorial finish early and under budget yet be inexplicably compelling.

The funeral home gets sold to a new team who think they own Superman and eventually acquire TV stations and get absorbed into Murdoch's media empire.

MST3K did ‘wizards of the lost kingdom’ right? I ask because it took almost 40 years to find the ACTUAL source of the flying centaur lion vs reptile lady head scene 😵‍💫

a helicopter will explode, scattering his ashes

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