phylan

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hey Louis IX, why don't we see what your friend Man Fucker thinks about it, lmao

something I'm reflecting on this fourth of July is how many fucking people have been in Wheatus

my 3 year old after taking the most enormous shit I've ever seen

Kamala this, Newsom that, nobody's gonna see it coming

Biden on campaign call: "I'm not leaving. I'm in this race to the end and we're going to win"

is retreating into fantasy and nihilism bad? you just acknowledged we can't really do anything. is impotent anger just too cringe? I'm so sorry bro. did someone do a doomerism. are you gonna cry

these fucking scumbags

Stopping the march of the lie machines is now a global existential priority. archive.is/7ZbkA

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pretty good pretty good

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Sean O'Connor

fairmount park ❤️❤️❤️❤️

me and another neighborhood dad preparing to merk the ice cream truck guy

YOU HAVE COMMITTED: [BOUNDARY VIOLATION]

finally got a ring in my age 40 season

Southwest pilots simply love seeing how close they can get their airplane to the ground lately, as a lil game

lol someone at the bottom of the barrel in the office at Newsweek had an absolutely miserable Thursday

I Can Hear The Crickets

lol

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kate

it's Bill's TENTH birthday holy shit say "happy birthday Bill"!!!

RIP donald sutherland but did anyone ever ask what the fuck he was on about with this

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lunch enjoyer

three year old has hit a big developmental milestone (making Tim Robinson faces)

ive typically avoided this by not climbing up there

just can't believe it. RIP man

new wife type

da night sky . . . what infinite beauty . . .

imagine the edible is just hitting and life-sized Thomas the tank engine is Regarding you

I've got some notes on this physicists' naming choices for her metaphor

Arsenal need to be in on this guy in the summer window