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something I'm reflecting on this fourth of July is how many fucking people have been in Wheatus
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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I like how a big part of UK elections is mandating that your custom character appears in every election results cutscene
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Biden is cooking (he is locked in a 1989 Chevy Cavalier in a mall parking lot)
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exit poll tonite?? exit poll tonite queen 👀👀
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"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit
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really disorienting to see people chalk up Biden's issues to "a bad debate." You could have justified hospitalizing him after that shit. Not to mention everything that came before it
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Wonder why this winning message isn't getting out there
Because it was a pre recorded interview
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I don't think the Boston Tea Party happened. I think the tea just did that
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find me a more nightmarish blunt rotation than this, I defy you
Douthat suggests Manchin lol
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Probably the cutest thing i ever seen was a button
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my 3 year old after taking the most enormous shit I've ever seen
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very high and thinking about the phillies
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opportune time to realize I've been conflating Neil Gaiman and Neal Stephenson basically my entire life
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It would be funny if Indiana jones walked in on the grail knight and the guy was jacking off
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Kamala this, Newsom that, nobody's gonna see it coming
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the people who supported forcing this mess on us in 2020 are very upset you think they're stupid & making fun of them
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I love the period before major politics things happen where you have to read absurdly finely between the lines of 8,000 slightly differently-worded anonymously sourced pieces
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Biden on campaign call: "I'm not leaving. I'm in this race to the end and we're going to win"
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guy 1 (basically just about to ask other guy if he wants to come to his bbq): got any plans tonight? guy 2: yes - I am going to go online where I have been pretending to be taylor swift talking about computer network stuff for 10 years to scold people about voting. guy 1: I am not having a bbq
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dunno what Kamala sacrificed at Bohemian Grove for unfettered access to the White House pharmacy but I hope we at least get some Late Night with the Devil style comeuppance out of it
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this is a party dedicated to electoral self-harm at every opportunity. this is a party that actively tries to alienate every core constituency and does its best to convince them to give up on voting for it. i can't imagine the damage that does downballot where it matters
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every time a new red line is crossed in palestine & biden says "ope. my good friend/personal hero bibi can have a new red line (fifth in the last few months) as a treat" and netanyahu's twitter account posts "biden is a lower than dirt hamas lover", they start organised screaming at arabs online too
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it's very telling that the day the white house drops the "we officially abandon all support of trans children's rights" announcement in the hopes of winning over trump voters by announcing yet another trump-lite policy, all the shitlibs get the same memo to start screaming at trans people to vote
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wow look at all the stuff that is happening right now. very awful. the most important thing I can do right now is tell people How To Post
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do whatever the fuck you want
Respectfully: If you're on Bluesky right now screaming that Pride Month will be abolished, Trump will be declared king, America is forever ruined: Log off. You are entitled to your feelings, and it's better to let them out than not. But *Do Not Do Death Magic On The Emotional Contagion App.*