Joseph Fink: I'm the guy who has to go to every newly recovered coma patient and tell them about Subway Jared. It's a tough job, but I believe in what I do

I'm the guy who has to go to every newly recovered coma patient and tell them about Subway Jared. It's a tough job, but I believe in what I do

“Donald Trump was president, Jared Subway is a pederast who went to prison and Kissinger died”

is that something you get paid for or do you do it for the love of the job

They actively ask me not to

ah, vigilante work

At least you’re not the Cosby guy.

what happened to subway jared? was I in coma…????

At least you didn't draw the Joaquin Phoenix straw.

ah, So u persecute Jared Fogle just because he has different beliefs? Do Tell.

I was actually in a medically-induced coma on November 8th, 2016, and no, I was not fully convinced this was really reality when my dad finally revealed the outcome of the election, not least because he added "also there was a terrorist attack at your alma mater last month", which was in fact true.

sarah, are we all just living in your alternate reality coma nightmare?

I'm not willing to categorically exclude the possibility, though I'm more confident than I was a few years ago.

They give benefits?

Learning this and that footlongs cost $15 would surely destroy their mind.

What if they've been in a coma since August 27th 1965?

What happened with subway Jared

.. but *only* subway jarod info. when asked about other topics, you must turn your back. the nickname "Just Jared" is bestowed upon you. but beware of copyright infringement- there's an aughts gossip blogger out there with nothing to lose

Woof. I do not envy you that. Total monster, that one.

Jared crawled so Beyoncé could fly... to outer space.

Thank you for your service 🫡

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